Scooby 17 Posted May 26, 2012 Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard555 Posted May 26, 2012 Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 step in side love or is that a song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobyspud Posted May 26, 2012 Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 You're nicked after laughing at my registration number Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted May 26, 2012 Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 I'm arresting you for failing to drive a scoob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwr northants Posted May 26, 2012 Report Share Posted May 26, 2012 tut tut tut how many times do we have to arrest.youthis is not a dogging car park! !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavknight Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 Smell it, it made my eyes water. I'll thiink i'll keep wafting the patrol car door till it goes. We don't need pepper spray when you've been on the curry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 "I'm arresting you for driving a Mercedes and not wearing a flat cap!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaky Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 'She might called them AIR BAGS but its still illegal to safety check them whilst driving sir' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KETTERING STI Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 Are pink pussy!!The rumours were true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaky Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 'Keep blowing, keep blowing, keep blowing'whilst I just get the breathalyser out the glove box............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KETTERING STI Posted May 27, 2012 Report Share Posted May 27, 2012 Please sir stop polishing the police car! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheepy Posted May 28, 2012 Report Share Posted May 28, 2012 hes got a nob in his numberplate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaky Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 'Wont be long now Sarg', 'I've put a hairline fracture in his turbo pipe''You wait til he floor is again and see what happens'.....................COP 1 JASE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby 17 Posted May 30, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Lol at Shaky u r 2 sharp ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaky Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 Surely I win for that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaky Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 how about, 'AA to our members we are the 4th emergency service'.lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scatty Posted May 30, 2012 Report Share Posted May 30, 2012 no love, im not the bloody stripper...YOUR NICKED!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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