Scooby 17 Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 The 30 telltale signs that you’re really getting old, according to the Daily Mail.1. Falling asleep in front of the TV2. Feeling stiff3. Groaning when you bend down4. Losing your hair5. Hating noisy pubs6. Thinking teachers/policemen/doctors look really young7. Getting more hairy – ears, face, eyebrows, nose etc8. Struggling to use technology9. Forgetting names10. Not knowing any songs in the Top Ten11. Choosing clothes and shoes for comfort rather than style12. Driving slowly13. Developing a fondness for sherry14. Complaining more15. Joining the Women’s Institute/Sons of Rest16. Misplacing glasses, bag, car keys etc.17. Thinking work colleagues are getting younger18. Listening to The Archers19. Moving from Radio One to Radio Two20. Taking a mid-afternoon nap21. Joining the National Trust22. Becoming a parish councillor23. Complaining about the rubbish on television these days24. Ears and/or Nose growing bigger25. Preferring a Sunday walk to a lie-in26. Being shocked by racy music videos27. Going on a ‘no children’ cruse or holiday28. Taking an interest in the garden29. Enjoy being asked for proof of age30. Knowing your alcohol limitBe honest and declare just how many of the above apply to you!We are both the wrong side of halfway now, under 15 = still young at heart but over 15 = getting old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FQNICK Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 The 30 telltale signs that you’re really getting old, according to the Daily Mail.1. Falling asleep in front of the TV ... Yes2. Feeling stiff ... yes but i think it all depends on were you still feel stiff 3. Groaning when you bend down ................. yes 4. Losing your hair ....................... NO mine turned white at 33 5. Hating noisy pubs .......................................yes6. Thinking teachers/policemen/doctors look really young ...... yes 7. Getting more hairy – ears, face, eyebrows, nose etc............ yes8. Struggling to use technology.................................yes9. Forgetting names ........................................... yes 10. Not knowing any songs in the Top Ten ......Yes and wondering what ft means does nobody make music on their own anymore11. Choosing clothes and shoes for comfort rather than style......yes never had any style anyway12. Driving slowly .................................NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 13. Developing a fondness for sherry..................NO14. Complaining more ....................................NO15. Joining the Women’s Institute/Sons of Rest................No as i'm a member of the MLR and most of them are women 16. Misplacing glasses, bag, car keys etc..................... no 17. Thinking work colleagues are getting younger ............... Yes18. Listening to The Archers...................................... no19. Moving from Radio One to Radio Two ........................... No listen to Kerrang radio 20. Taking a mid-afternoon nap ................................... no kids won't let me21. Joining the National Trust .................................. No love my carbon footprint22. Becoming a parish councillor ................................ No23. Complaining about the rubbish on television these days ........No 24. Ears and/or Nose growing bigger .............................. ERRRRRRRRR no go see a doctor 25. Preferring a Sunday walk to a lie-in ......................... No26. Being shocked by racy music videos ........................... Never27. Going on a ‘no children’ cruse or holiday..................... If only28. Taking an interest in the garden.............................. Ha Ha no that's what the Mrs is for29. Enjoy being asked for proof of age............................ Bit past that one30. Knowing your alcohol limit ................................... what's one of those then Be honest and declare just how many of the above apply to you!We are both the wrong side of halfway now, under 15 = still young at heart but over 15 = getting old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard555 Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 all of them , and im only in my 30s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfootgman Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 8 for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynnescoobie Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 4 for me and its def not driving slow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobyspud Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 13 for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEEDEE Posted July 24, 2011 Report Share Posted July 24, 2011 I guess I must be getting decrepid I get 18/19, but agree with Lynnescoob its not driving slow, well not below 40mph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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