Azz Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 As you may or may not know, me and chez will be tying the knot very very soon.So apologies as im not gonna be on here much til after the honeymoon as we have got lots of last minute visiting familes, sorting out final details, etc to do.I hope you understand and don't misbehave too much, lol.CheersAzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 Mate the only really important bit to remember is whenever the vicar asks you a question the answer is I DO.EspeciallyWhen they ask "If there is anyone here present who knows of any reason why these 2 may not be joined together" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scatty Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 what could possible go wrong.......well, once you get brighton out of the way.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 All the best fella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard555 Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 all the best with it all azz , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobyboothy Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 and when the vicar asks the question - Don't hesitate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cossiestu Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 Your gonna find walking down that isle damn hard work after being bum raped in Brighton by some big bloke in pvc and a moustache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEEDEE Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 All the best AZZ, CHEZ, hope it all goes to plan. If the weather is nice you have the Nudest Beach, behind that across the road you have Paths through Bushes, this is the Gay Crusing area. I know all this because they park Buses and HGVs there, we park up go for a walk have a Pint or two and pull the belt tight and make sure everythings fastened. Look it up before you go, ---- DUKES MOUND. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gurn Posted May 15, 2011 Report Share Posted May 15, 2011 Your gonna find walking down that isle damn hard work after being bum raped in Brighton by some big bloke in pvc and a moustache why........... is GWR going???????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwr northants Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 Lol , I'm the entertainment fella!!!He will live the vibrator I have bought him lol Best a luck the pair of ya hope it goes well !! And just think azz you get to shag till ya hearts desire in Brighton !!! MadeMeChuckle Brighton for a stag do ?? Only azz lol or dont chez trust ya !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigfootgman Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 When they ask "If there is anyone here present who knows of any reason why these 2 may not be joined together"i doazz is way to shortchez is way to good looking theres plenty more but the list is to long all the best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scatty Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 "Happy wife happy life!"” ' Happy Wife No Life'you decide????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggy1 Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 all the best mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEEDEE Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Just Nod your Head, say YES my Dear, Okay if you wish, If you want, I will do that, Never so NO, agree on everything she says, do as your told and she will be Happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gurn Posted May 17, 2011 Report Share Posted May 17, 2011 Just Nod your Head, say YES my Dear, Okay if you wish, If you want, I will do that, Never so NO, agree on everything she says, do as your told and she will be HappyYou know my missus so well!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cossiestu Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 Just Nod your Head, say YES my Dear, Okay if you wish, If you want, I will do that, Never say NO, agree on everything she says, do as your told and she will be HappyAzz already know's these basic marrital guide lines....how else would he have survived the wrath of Chez otherwise for so long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gurn Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 cause he's short enough to miss her handbag swing...... dont worry azz.......... you'll love it!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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