KETTERING STI Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 just wondered if anyone has any real life stories too tell???This is mine..Not very often i have a bath as im a shower man myself..anyway cutting it short i think my bath tub is haunted!last time i had a bath i was soaking away but felt a strange feeling in my belly?Moments later felt the same again all of a sudden something changed and alot of bubbles amerced from below!!!!Stank like like s**t... Think my bath tub is haunted by a ghost with gingivitis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendo Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 I went for a ghost poo once. It was a biggy, well felt like a good sized log anyway, looked in the bog after to see nothing there! Weird or what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KETTERING STI Posted May 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Thank god i'm not the only one sir greyhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Everytime GWR posts it feels paranormal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KETTERING STI Posted May 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Tell me about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!There's a spirit about him!!!!SMIRNOFF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwr northants Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Ha fookin ha ya freaks and smirnof pmsl I buy the cheap s**t as it dies the job lol !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KETTERING STI Posted May 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 At last the ginger spirit is let loose...f**king puff x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwr northants Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Ya all gay foookin homies lol !!! I'm buzzing had like fook all sleep in 3 days and got two bottles of northants finest tap water !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KETTERING STI Posted May 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Was speaking too ginge earlier and he was major fooked...Been awake for like 30 hours!!Fair doo earn some money for the family respect that ya just need too put some aside for a face transplant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwr northants Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 No not face transplant I'm having a hair weave !!! As I want a fringe so call me ginge with a fringe lol !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendo Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Hes got a face and complextion like your looking at him through a bathroom window! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KETTERING STI Posted May 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Ugly c**t ya mean lee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwr northants Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Hes got a face and complextion like your looking at him through a bathroom window!You have those wide funky mirrors Lee that they have at the fairs ??? You know to fit ya pearly White dentures in mate !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KETTERING STI Posted May 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 FPMSL!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scatty Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 when im lying in bed sometimes...i feel this gush of wind next to me...curtains move and everything....ive told bex to wear pyjamas from now on..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwr northants Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 But James is it a bottom or fanny burp !!! That's the question !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 BLOODY HELL. Looked what i started. I think i'm gonna take up fishing again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KETTERING STI Posted May 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Fanny farts do have a rumble like earthquake tremmers!!!Best ask bex x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwr northants Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Hmmm not good when eating minge !!! Makes Lee,s dentures rattle big time !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KETTERING STI Posted May 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Not rattle bet that's what cause the tsunami in japan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwr northants Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 What a load a split links fanny farted at once pmsl fella I heard it was you dropping a large one down the pan fat boy !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KETTERING STI Posted May 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Ya f**k pig! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scatty Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 But James is it a bottom or fanny burp !!! That's the question !!!!as we have blinds...im guessing the curtains must be the paranormal activity????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KETTERING STI Posted May 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 Good to see ya joining the banter sir beanpole! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scatty Posted May 14, 2011 Report Share Posted May 14, 2011 yvette fielding told me too...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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