hendo Posted April 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 AND THEY LIVE IN FLOWERS-ITS TRUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkyboy Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 more to the point why do women think pot pouri smells nice and insist on having it in every bloody room in the house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendo Posted April 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 THATS EASY-TO MASK THE SMELL OF THEIR FANNIES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheepy Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 whats the point in cushions aswell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendo Posted April 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 THEY MAKE A GOOD SMOTHERING TOOL WHEN SAID "WOMEN" GET TOO MUCH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkyboy Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Don't get me started on the cushions, cant sit on our sofa for cushions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Why despite the fact i've got a widescreen tv does Film4 insist on still putting a 3 inch black line top and bottom of their films. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheepy Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 why when ive got the time........i havnt got the moneyand when ive got the money.........i havnt got the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gurn Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 why is it my intrernet goes down for a few days and when i log on to mids........EVERYONE HAS GONE TOTALLY FLIPPIN MENTAL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendo Posted April 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 the voices MAKE US DO IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheepy Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 why is a sausage called a sausage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendo Posted April 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 WHEN IVE GOT THE TIME I AINT GOT THE ENERGYWHEN IVE GOT THE ENERGY I CANT BE ARSEDWHEN IVE GOT THE ARSE NO-ONE LUVS ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheepy Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 WHEN IVE GOT THE ARSE NO-ONE LUVS MEwait till brighton mate...you can have all the bum love you want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendo Posted April 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 OHH YES PLS-SMALLEST FIRST-THANK YOU KINDLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiteknuckleride Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 whats the only fruit with it seeds on the outside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendo Posted April 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE AND CREAM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheepy Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 whats the only fruit with it seeds on the outside?elton john Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hendo Posted April 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 STRAWBERRYBanana Facts3 medium size bananas weigh approximately 1 pound.A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are known as fingers.As bananas ripen, the starch in the fruit turns to sugar. Therefore, the riper the banana the sweeter it will taste.Bananas are a good source of vitamin C, potassium and dietary fiber.Bananas are America's #1 fruit.Bananas are available all year-round. They are harvested every day of the year.Bananas are great for athletic and fitness activity because they replenish necessary carbohydrates, glycogen and body fluids burned during exercise.Bananas have no fat, cholesterol or sodium.Bananas were officially introduced to the American public at the 1876 Philadelphia Centennial Exhibition. Each banana was wrapped in foil and sold for 10 cents. Before that time, bananas came to America on the decks of sailing ships as sailors took a few stems home after traveling in the Caribbean.In 2001, there were more than 300 banana-related accidents in Britain, most involving people slipping on skins.In Eastern Africa you can buy banana beer. This beer is brewed from bananas.Over 96% of American households purchase bananas at least once each month.Some horticulturists suspect that the banana was the earth's first fruit. Banana plants have been in cultivation since the time of recorded history. One of the first records of bananas dates back to Alexander the Great's conquest of India where he first discovered bananas in 327 B.C.The average American consumes over 28 pounds of bananas each year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiteknuckleride Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 do you know how to stop bananas breaking off up your a55 hendo??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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